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I'm 14 Lyrics — Couch Slut | Dork

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I'm 14 Lyrics

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I'm 14

From Take a Chance on Rock ‘n’ Roll2020

Written by Amy Mills, Kevin Hall, Kevin Wunderlich, Megan O, Theo Nobel

Produced by Ben Greenberg

Lyrics

I'm 14

I open the gate Cocaine and some other shit I just turned 14 The manager pierces my clit My mom doesn't know Just where I go once I'm dropped off I'm on so much pills I get in exchange for sucking cock I open The Gate By director Tibor Takács In which two young friends Discover an evil dimension

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About this track

"I'm 14" is a song by Couch Slut from the album Take a Chance on Rock ‘n’ Roll, released in 2020. The song was written by Amy Mills, Kevin Hall, Kevin Wunderlich, Megan O, Theo Nobel. It was produced by Ben Greenberg.

Couch Slut profile →Take a Chance on Rock ‘n’ Roll album →Track profile →

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Ben Greenberg— 92 credits as songwriter & producer →
Amy Mills— 16 credits as songwriter →
Kevin Hall— 16 credits as songwriter →
Kevin Wunderlich— 10 credits as songwriter →
Megan O— 9 credits as songwriter →
Theo Nobel— 16 credits as songwriter →

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