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Couch Slut

COUCH SLUT

35 lyrics·5 albums·noise rock / sludge metal

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Someplace Cheap

Someplace Cheap

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I'm 14

I'm 14

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Wilkinson's Sword

Wilkinson's Sword

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Couch Slut Lewis

Couch Slut Lewis

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The Donkey

The Donkey

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The Mouthwash Years

The Mouthwash Years

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The Stupid Man

The Stupid Man

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The Weaversville Home For Boys

The Weaversville Home For Boys

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Ode to Jimbo

Ode to Jimbo

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Topless and Bottomless

Topless and Bottomless

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Little Girl Things

Little Girl Things

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Energy Crystals for Healing

Energy Crystals for Healing

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Carousel of Progress

Carousel of Progress

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In a Pig's Eye

In a Pig's Eye

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All the Way Down

All the Way Down

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Laughing and Crying

Laughing and Crying

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Lust Chamber

Lust Chamber

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Downhill Racer

Downhill Racer

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Carpet Farmer

Carpet Farmer

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Replacement Addiction

Replacement Addiction

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Funeral Dyke

Funeral Dyke

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Split Urethra Castle

Split Urethra Castle

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Presidential Welcome

Presidential Welcome

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Summer Smiles

Summer Smiles

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Take a Chance on Rock ‘n’ Roll

Take a Chance on Rock ‘n’ Roll

8 lyrics

1Someplace CheapLyrics
2I'm 14Lyrics
3The Mouthwash YearsLyrics
4The Stupid ManLyrics
5Topless and BottomlessLyrics
6Carousel of ProgressLyrics
7In a Pig's EyeLyrics
8All the Way DownLyrics

You Could Do It Tonight

You Could Do It Tonight

8 lyrics

1Wilkinson's SwordLyrics
2Couch Slut LewisLyrics
3The DonkeyLyrics
4The Weaversville Home For BoysLyrics
5

My Life As A Woman

My Life As A Woman

5 lyrics

1Little Girl ThingsLyrics
2Lust ChamberLyrics
3Replacement AddictionLyrics
4Split Urethra CastleLyrics
5

Contempt

Contempt

7 lyrics

1Summer SmilesLyrics
2Funeral DykeLyrics
3Company Picnic With Dust OffLyrics
4Penalty ScarLyrics
5Snake In The Grass

My Life As A Woman (2024 Remaster)

My Life As A Woman (2024 Remaster)

5 lyrics

1Little Girl Things (2024 Remaster)Lyrics
2Lust Chamber (2024 Remaster)Lyrics
3Split Urethra Castle (2024 Remaster)Lyrics
4Carpet Farmer (2024 Remaster)Lyrics

Singles & other tracks

Singles & other tracks

2 lyrics

1Ode to JimboLyrics
2Carpet FarmerLyrics

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