Steve Berman

[Skit: Eminem & Steve Berman]

*"The Way I Am" by Eminem plays in the background*

Hey, Steve, uh, Vanessa said you wanted to see me? What's up?

Marshall, I can call you Marshall, right?

Uh, sure, but— (Good)

Sit the fuck down for a second

Okay?

Do you just fucking hate me?

H-hate you? What'd you—

What the fuck have I ever done to you?

Your last record, we got lucky

This D12 album is fucked

(What's wrong with it?) I don't wanna rape my grandmother

I don't wanna have sex with pitbulls

I wanna roll on dubs, I wanna throw bows

I wanna rock Prada (Rock Prada?)

And who the fuck is this Bizarre guy? (What do you mean?)

Do you need a CAT scan?

Where the fuck did you find this guy?

I-I mean, I've known him for like—

This album's never coming out

Steve, you've only heard one song

Fuck you (What?)

Get the fuck outta here (Uh, o—), now! (Okay, okay, shit)