Married Christmas

I'm racing to pick up my gifts Thank goodness I don't yet have kids I'm bad enough at doing this For all my closest friends Just when I found the checkout line I saw the twinkle in your eye Now meeting at Saint Nick is all That occupies my mind I saw you at the mall But the line of Kids was way too long To tell you everything I want for Christmas Is to finally quit my day job And be your Mrs. Claus Mrs. Claus So I'm abandoning my shopping sleigh And finding mistletoe to hang I never knew a fairy tale could Make me feel this way I thought I was too old for this Looking back at my wish list You're the one thing that I missed And I just can't resist I saw you at the mall But the line of Kids was way too long To tell you everything I want for Christmas Is to finally quit my day job And be your Mrs. Claus Mrs. Claus It's still nights before Christmas and all through the mall All the price tags are singing, "You've waited too long" But Santa's still working so I'm holding out With food court milk and cookies and [?] somehow Somehow I saw you at the mall You didn't see me at the mall I saw you at the mall But the line of Kids was way too long Everything I wanted For Christmas Is to finally quit my day job I could've been your Mrs. Claus Mrs. Claus So much for my married Christmas With you