Married Christmas

I'm racing to pick up my gifts

Thank goodness I don't yet have kids

I'm bad enough at doing this

For all my closest friends

Just when I found the checkout line

I saw the twinkle in your eye

Now meeting at Saint Nick is all

That occupies my mind

I saw you at the mall

But the line of

Kids was way too long

To tell you everything

I want for Christmas

Is to finally quit my day job

And be your Mrs. Claus

Mrs. Claus

So I'm abandoning my shopping sleigh

And finding mistletoe to hang

I never knew a fairy tale could

Make me feel this way

I thought I was too old for this

Looking back at my wish list

You're the one thing that I missed

And I just can't resist

I saw you at the mall

But the line of

Kids was way too long

To tell you everything

I want for Christmas

Is to finally quit my day job

And be your Mrs. Claus

Mrs. Claus

It's still nights before Christmas and all through the mall

All the price tags are singing, "You've waited too long"

But Santa's still working so I'm holding out

With food court milk and cookies and [?] somehow

Somehow

I saw you at the mall

You didn't see me at the mall

I saw you at the mall

But the line of

Kids was way too long

Everything I wanted

For Christmas

Is to finally quit my day job

I could've been your Mrs. Claus

Mrs. Claus

So much for my married Christmas

With you