Chapter IX: Tomb It May Concern

(Papa Emeritus IV and Sister Imperator is on the video call platform "Doom") [Papa Emeritus IV] Oh, hi! Hi! [Sister Imperator] Hi C. [Papa Emeritus IV] Hi, Sis! H-how are you? [Sister Imperator] Still under rags, I'm amazed that you are... Moving along so quickly, but I'm thrilled... Thrilled. As your moth... As someone who loves you. Good! [Papa Emeritus IV] Yes. Just because we got the "Two-for-One" it doesn't mean that it recuperates us... You know... The same time but... [Sister Imperator] 'm a little older, I admit, I'm a little bit older... [Papa Emeritus IV] I just got my... My, my bandages off and you know, my nose is-is-is now very delicate (Stutters) It looks good (Stutters and dabs face) ... Put the makeup on thе first time with the new facе you know, it looks... My jaw is a little bit overdone, I guess. But it is a strong jaw, a strong jaw, and, and you know what? One thing, I'm just... Why'd you call me "C"? (Huffs) I am Papa now. I am Papa Emeritus the fourth. [Sister Imperator] Ow, it's perverse (Makes grimaces). "Papa". [Papa Emeritus IV] True, true. True that. True that. I was thinking about that maybe my sort of salt and peppery look maybe can go a little bit more... (Pets wig) I would look even more like papa. Like A Papa. You know. Papa, hm. [Sister Imperator] You would look like Papa? [Papa Emeritus IV] Yes. You know I still have his eye. [Sister Imperator] I... Have his balls. [Papa Emeritus IV] (Exclaims loudly and points at Sister Imperator) You sure did! Fo'... Fo' shizzle! Fo' shizz, Sis! You sure did. Ow! That sounds menacing. Yeah... Have fun, I ju.. (Exhales weirdly to imitate a faulty line, then whispers) I, I can't hear you. [Sister Imperator] I can hear you. I can hear you. [Papa Emeritus IV] Yes, hm. Okay. So, take care now. I love you, I like you. [Sister Imperator] Aren't you supposed to be working? [Papa Emeritus IV & Sister Imperator] I am! I am working on me. I am working on getting everything in order, you know. That's why I talk about color and hair and getting my... (M-hm, m-hm). ... My facial done and putting the make up on and making sure that I am ready, ready for everything coming up. I'll work diligently, heh. [Sister Imperator] I believe you. (Look at Papa skeptically) [Papa Emeritus IV] Alright. So, take care now! Get sleep, get well, and see you soon. Ta-da! [Sister Imperator] (Unimpressed) Ta-da.