Chapter IX: Tomb It May Concern

(Papa Emeritus IV and Sister Imperator is on the video call platform "Doom")

[Papa Emeritus IV]

Oh, hi! Hi!

[Sister Imperator]

Hi C.

[Papa Emeritus IV]

Hi, Sis!

H-how are you?

[Sister Imperator]

Still under rags, I'm amazed that you are... Moving along so quickly, but I'm thrilled... Thrilled. As your moth... As someone who loves you. Good!

[Papa Emeritus IV]

Yes. Just because we got the "Two-for-One" it doesn't mean that it recuperates us...  You know... The same time but...

[Sister Imperator]

'm a little older, I admit, I'm a little bit older...

[Papa Emeritus IV]

I just got my... My, my bandages off and you know, my nose is-is-is now very delicate (Stutters) It looks good (Stutters and dabs face)

... Put the makeup on thе first time with the new facе you know, it looks... My jaw is a little bit overdone, I guess. But it is a strong jaw, a strong jaw, and, and you know what?

One thing, I'm just... Why'd you call me "C"? (Huffs)

I am Papa now. I am Papa Emeritus the fourth.

[Sister Imperator]

Ow, it's perverse (Makes grimaces).

"Papa".

[Papa Emeritus IV]

True, true. True that. True that.

I was thinking about that maybe my sort of salt and peppery look maybe can go a little bit more... (Pets wig)

I would look even more like papa. Like A Papa. You know. Papa, hm.

[Sister Imperator]

You would look like Papa?

[Papa Emeritus IV]

Yes. You know I still have his eye.

[Sister Imperator]

I... Have his balls.

[Papa Emeritus IV]

(Exclaims loudly and points at Sister Imperator)

You sure did! Fo'... Fo' shizzle! Fo' shizz, Sis! You sure did. Ow!

That sounds menacing. Yeah...

Have fun, I ju.. (Exhales weirdly to imitate a faulty line, then whispers) I, I can't hear you.

[Sister Imperator]

I can hear you. I can hear you.

[Papa Emeritus IV]

Yes, hm. Okay.

So, take care now. I love you, I like you.

[Sister Imperator]

Aren't you supposed to be working?

[Papa Emeritus IV & Sister Imperator]

I am! I am working on me. I am working on getting everything in order, you know. That's why I talk about color and hair and getting my... (M-hm, m-hm).

... My facial done and putting the make up on and making sure that I am ready, ready for everything coming up.

I'll work diligently, heh.

[Sister Imperator]

I believe you. (Look at Papa skeptically)

[Papa Emeritus IV]

Alright. So, take care now! Get sleep, get well, and see you soon. Ta-da!

[Sister Imperator]

(Unimpressed) Ta-da.