Why Can't I Have Two? (2468)

There's these two guys, both are so nice We get on, oh, so well (let me tell you) One's got the game, one's got the change Think I might need some help (please, please help) I'm just gonna say, "Would it be okay If I could just speak my mind?" (My mind up) Well, let me put it this way when I fill up my plate I like a-something on the side Two, four, six, eight Tell you what I really hate I got you, but I want your mate Oh, why can't I have two? Four, three, two, one Trouble's always dressed like fun A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two? If I was a guy, I'd do what I like So why should girls have less, are you dumb? So give me two, four, six, eight Why should I settle for one? They say it isn't allowed, because three is a crowd But what if I took all my clothes off, started doin' it now? Would you say, "Men don't like to share, you know?" Have you never heard of somethin' called "Ménage à trois"? Well, I have, and it goes like this Just some red, red wine and a three-way kiss I'm just kiddin', man, I'm only takin' the piss I'm not into that What do you think this is? Two, four, six, eight Tell you what I really hate I got you, but I want your mate Oh, why can't I have two? Four, three, two, one Trouble's always dressed like fun A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two? If I was a guy, I'd do what I like So why should girls have less, are you dumb? So give me two, four, six, eight Why should I settle for one? Why should boys have all the fun? I'm not a slut, just a woman And if you can, I can too And that's what we're gonna do Two, four, six, eight Tell you what I really hate I got you, but I want your mate Oh, why can't I have two? (I want you and you) Four, three, two, one Trouble's always dressed like fun A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two? ('Cause I want you and I want you) two, four, six, eight (Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?) Tell you what I really hate ('Cause I want you, but I want you too) I got you, but I want your mate (So why, oh, why can't I have two?) Oh, why can't I have two? ('Cause I want you and I want you) four, three, two, one (Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?) Trouble's always dressed like fun A girl needs to get some, so why should I settle for one?