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Not Likely by Jamie Lenman

Lyrics

Jamie Lenman

Not Likely

Lyrics

Not Likely

[Verse]

[?]

A wild fires

World wars

And bad liars

Hard draught

And flash flood

Brown skin

And red blood

[Pre-Chorus]

You are a get [?]

You are a rose [?]

You are a pig and a cow

You want a lifestyle

You want a grandchild

I don't see how

[Chorus]

Not likely

Not likely

Not likely now

Uh, not likely

Not likely now

Not fucking likely now

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]

Not likely

Not likely now

Not likely now

Uh, not likely

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Not likely now

It's not fucking likely now

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Not likely

Not likely now

Not likely

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