[Intro: Russell Simmons]
Yo, man, I got this def Rolex watch, man, hundred-thousand-dollar watch, man, I'll sell it to you for four hundred
You got eighty?
Dig, dig this, man
I got a rich, rich, rich, rich girl, man
[Verse 1: LL Cool J]
I'm sick and tired of the stories that you always tell
Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well
See, you're the largest liar that was ever created
You and Pinocchio are probably related
Full of criss-crossed fibs, you lie all the time
Your tongue should be embarrassed, you're a threat to mankind
That's a lie
[Chorus: Russell Simmons & LL Cool J]
You know what my records is about, man, you know how much money we get, man, come on
(You're a liar)
Me and my man Rick got millions of gold albums
(That's a lie)
I'm gettin' cold money every day
(You're a liar)
You know I have a wheelbarrow full of that shit in my office
[Verse 2: Cool J]
You lied about the lies that you lied about
You even lied to your aunt when you went down south
You lied and a bodybuilder kicked your butt
If you was in Egypt, you'd lie to King Tut
You claim to do things no one could achieve
You said you did things Ripley's wouldn't believe
That's a lie
[Chorus: Russell Simmons & LL Cool J]
I got this Japanese girl, man, Li, man, takes good care of me
(You're a liar)
Yo, she's so def, man, wipes my butt
(That's a lie)
Everybody be beefin', man, about what Rush doin'
(You're a liar)
You seen my new Mercedes, man?
[Verse 3: LL Cool J]
Giant jabber-jaw, biggest liar I ever saw
You said you got a mansion, you don't got half a floor
Professor of super lies, you can lecture at my school
You said you're like Felix Ungar, sat down at the dinner table and drooled
Your story's so remarkable, it shouldn't be revealed
You said you had a Benz, you don't got four wheels
That's a lie
[Chorus: Russell Simmons & LL Cool J]
I got a Maserati, man, what are you talkin' 'bout?
(You're a liar)
I traded my 1988 Mercedes for it
(That's a lie)
Man, don't front, you know what Rush is about, man
(You're a liar)
Yo, why you be illin', man? You know what time, what time it is
[Verse 4: LL Cool J]
Best not to lie about things you don't have
You speak of limousines? You can't afford a cab
Said you slapped Roddy Piper and didn't get a hassle
You promised your girl filet mignon, took her to White Castle
You said you have a lot of women, you don't even know a few
There are eight million stories and they're all made up by you
That's a lie
[Chorus: Russell Simmons & LL Cool J]
Yo, yo, stick with Rush, man, I'll get you the biggest medallion you ever saw
(You're a liar)
It's gon' keep the bullets off your back
(That's a lie)
You know why stations play our records? 'Cause the kids'll tear the station apart
Kids'll rip it down
[Verse 5: LL Cool J]
Said your grandmother's twenty when your mother's twenty-five
Said your father beat Joe Louis, but homeboy took a dive
You said you used toothpaste, your teeth are yellow like my gold
A brand new pair of Lees, that's the skirt your sister stole
That's a lie
[Outro: Russell Simmons & LL Cool J]
Yo, man, all the girls everywhere talkin' about Rush
(You're a liar)
Word man, Pretty Tony knocked a ho down the other day
(That's a lie)
Talkin' so much about Rush, Rush every time
(You're a liar)
That hoes just be beefin', man, Rush this and Rush that
(That's a lie)
World's biggest thing, man, Rush is gettin' all the money, man
(You're a liar)
Wheelbarrow full of money, you understand me?
(That's a lie)
Yep, they be rollin' that shit in my office all day
(You're a liar)
Nothin' but money and it be green
(That's a lie)
Don't front, man, you know what Rush is about, man, Rush gets money, man, come on
(You're a liar)
My Maserati is bad, man, it's blue and green and gold
(That's a lie)
I just bought this hoe this million-dollar ring, man
(You're a liar)
I just wanted to look good, man, so I got one
(That's a lie)
Yeah, man, we be cold gettin' money at Rush, man, jewelries and things
(You're a liar)
Rings and things, man, all that type of stuff
(That's a lie)
Man, I got nine hundred pairs of Reeboks, man, and pair of, pair of Adidas
(You're a liar)
I got every color Adidas they ever made, man
(That's a lie)
My man Steve, that's a pornostar, man, and he be bringin' them hoes to my house
(You're a liar)
Word, man, they be over at my house, yo, I got a girl at my house
(That's a lie)
Call her Li, man, she cleans up behind me, man
(You're a liar)
Yo, man, she cleans up behind me, does everything I say, man
(That's a lie)
Yo, man, sweet little Japanese thing, man, take care of me, man
(You're a liar)
Yo, man, yo, man
(That's a lie)
