That's a Lie

[Intro: Russell Simmons]

Yo, man, I got this def Rolex watch, man, hundred-thousand-dollar watch, man, I'll sell it to you for four hundred

You got eighty?

Dig, dig this, man

I got a rich, rich, rich, rich girl, man

[Verse 1: LL Cool J]

I'm sick and tired of the stories that you always tell

Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well

See, you're the largest liar that was ever created

You and Pinocchio are probably related

Full of criss-crossed fibs, you lie all the time

Your tongue should be embarrassed, you're a threat to mankind

That's a lie

[Chorus: Russell Simmons & LL Cool J]

You know what my records is about, man, you know how much money we get, man, come on

(You're a liar)

Me and my man Rick got millions of gold albums

(That's a lie)

I'm gettin' cold money every day

(You're a liar)

You know I have a wheelbarrow full of that shit in my office

[Verse 2: Cool J]

You lied about the lies that you lied about

You even lied to your aunt when you went down south

You lied and a bodybuilder kicked your butt

If you was in Egypt, you'd lie to King Tut

You claim to do things no one could achieve

You said you did things Ripley's wouldn't believe

That's a lie

[Chorus: Russell Simmons & LL Cool J]

I got this Japanese girl, man, Li, man, takes good care of me

(You're a liar)

Yo, she's so def, man, wipes my butt

(That's a lie)

Everybody be beefin', man, about what Rush doin'

(You're a liar)

You seen my new Mercedes, man?

[Verse 3: LL Cool J]

Giant jabber-jaw, biggest liar I ever saw

You said you got a mansion, you don't got half a floor

Professor of super lies, you can lecture at my school

You said you're like Felix Ungar, sat down at the dinner table and drooled

Your story's so remarkable, it shouldn't be revealed

You said you had a Benz, you don't got four wheels

That's a lie

[Chorus: Russell Simmons & LL Cool J]

I got a Maserati, man, what are you talkin' 'bout?

(You're a liar)

I traded my 1988 Mercedes for it

(That's a lie)

Man, don't front, you know what Rush is about, man

(You're a liar)

Yo, why you be illin', man? You know what time, what time it is

[Verse 4: LL Cool J]

Best not to lie about things you don't have

You speak of limousines? You can't afford a cab

Said you slapped Roddy Piper and didn't get a hassle

You promised your girl filet mignon, took her to White Castle

You said you have a lot of women, you don't even know a few

There are eight million stories and they're all made up by you

That's a lie

[Chorus: Russell Simmons & LL Cool J]

Yo, yo, stick with Rush, man, I'll get you the biggest medallion you ever saw

(You're a liar)

It's gon' keep the bullets off your back

(That's a lie)

You know why stations play our records? 'Cause the kids'll tear the station apart

Kids'll rip it down

[Verse 5: LL Cool J]

Said your grandmother's twenty when your mother's twenty-five

Said your father beat Joe Louis, but homeboy took a dive

You said you used toothpaste, your teeth are yellow like my gold

A brand new pair of Lees, that's the skirt your sister stole

That's a lie

[Outro: Russell Simmons & LL Cool J]

Yo, man, all the girls everywhere talkin' about Rush

(You're a liar)

Word man, Pretty Tony knocked a ho down the other day

(That's a lie)

Talkin' so much about Rush, Rush every time

(You're a liar)

That hoes just be beefin', man, Rush this and Rush that

(That's a lie)

World's biggest thing, man, Rush is gettin' all the money, man

(You're a liar)

Wheelbarrow full of money, you understand me?

(That's a lie)

Yep, they be rollin' that shit in my office all day

(You're a liar)

Nothin' but money and it be green

(That's a lie)

Don't front, man, you know what Rush is about, man, Rush gets money, man, come on

(You're a liar)

My Maserati is bad, man, it's blue and green and gold

(That's a lie)

I just bought this hoe this million-dollar ring, man

(You're a liar)

I just wanted to look good, man, so I got one

(That's a lie)

Yeah, man, we be cold gettin' money at Rush, man, jewelries and things

(You're a liar)

Rings and things, man, all that type of stuff

(That's a lie)

Man, I got nine hundred pairs of Reeboks, man, and pair of, pair of Adidas

(You're a liar)

I got every color Adidas they ever made, man

(That's a lie)

My man Steve, that's a pornostar, man, and he be bringin' them hoes to my house

(You're a liar)

Word, man, they be over at my house, yo, I got a girl at my house

(That's a lie)

Call her Li, man, she cleans up behind me, man

(You're a liar)

Yo, man, she cleans up behind me, does everything I say, man

(That's a lie)

Yo, man, sweet little Japanese thing, man, take care of me, man

(You're a liar)

Yo, man, yo, man

(That's a lie)