You Can't Dance

[Intro] Hey man, I've seen ya, think you're rockin' it on the floor You look like a moron, who let you in the door? To put the question bluntly, maybe your feet's deformed They should slap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on You can't dance [Verse 1] Why don't you just nail your feet to the floor? Homeboy, what's the use? Any time you wanna step inside a party First think of an excuse You dance like a fat old lady Not sayin' that fat old ladies ain't nice But every time you try to get one move right The old lady done did it twice You can't dance [Verse 2] You big, no dancin', disco disaster The worst I ever saw They should drop-kick you in the neck And drag you off the floor In every discotheque, I see you there In the middle of the crowd Lookin' like you got eight or nine left feet Dragging all around You can't dance [Verse 3] Take my advice, don't move You'll never get the knack If I danced like you, I'd sneak out the party And wouldn't be coming back On the floor, you're a dinosaur Yeah, boy, that's how you move You look like Ralph Kramden Or a Donald Duck cartoon You can't dance [Verse 4] You wanna come to my party? I wouldn't give you a chance You tried to take breakdance lessons Ended up in an ambulance Wouldn't it be funny If they put you on Solid Gold? You dance like you got arthritis already What'll happen when you get old? You can't dance [Verse 5] Yeah, why are you so stiff? Is it somethin' that your mother did? Maybe you grew up 'round can't-dance people When you were a can't-dance kid You live in a can't-dance house Went out in a can't-dance car Your doofy can't-dance father Got drunk in a can't-dance bar You take a can't-dance bath Put on your can't-dance cologne Go out to a can't-dance party So you wouldn't have to can't-dance all alone You can't dance [Outro] You can't dance You can't dance You can't dance You can't dance Homeboy, will you please get off the floor, you moron? You can't dance I'm telling you, no, I'm just kidding You can't dance You can't dance You can't dance