Perfect Human Specimen

[Verse 1]

Hi, nice to meet you

I'm the man of your dreams beamed into reality

For your leisure, here to feature

With my chest, biceps (Oh, yeah), you know the rest

I'm a tall drink of water with ice and lemon in it

I'm the menu du jour and I am laminated

I'm the adonis of fun, it's like you love it (Yeah, yeah)

So honestly, why would you ever settle for any less than

[Chorus]

A perfect human specimen

I'm everything, I'm everything

I am thе perfect human specimеn

I'm everything, I'm everything

I am the perfect human specimen

I'm everything, I'm everything

So settle for any less at your detriment

I am the perfect human specimen, oh, yeah

[Verse 2]

Oh, I'm a hunk (Hunk)

Don't believe me? take a look under my trunks (Trunks)

At the back, at the side, at the front (Front)

And what you think, what you thought, what you thunk (Thunk)

'Cause I've a cock, would make a wife out of a monk

But I'm more than a body, you know I'm sensitive (Yeah)

I'm not afraid of bein' vulnerable or feminine (Yeah)

I never-ever forget when your birthday is

I'll watch your favourite film and I will always cry at it

Yeah, let's get in touch with our feelings

And then I'll touch you while you take a feel of me

I'll go down on you non-stop for two or three days

Don't care if I cum, this is about you, babe

[Interlude]

Hey, babe, I've been thinkin'

It's been so great gettin' to know you over the last two minutes

And if you're ready, I think I'm ready to take this thing to the next level

What you say?

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

I am the perfect human specimen

I'm everything, I'm everything

I am the perfect human specimen

I'm everything, I'm everything

I am the perfect human specimen

I'm everything, I'm everything

So settle for any less at your detriment

I am the perfect human specimen, oh, yeah