I've Become A Cliché

You know how it is! I'm... I'm... I'm...

I'm 40 now and I got a family and I got shit to do

And, you know, I made the decision when I was 40...

I'm goin' on the wagon, you know?

No more drinking, no more drug taking, no... oh, this?

This is a beer, but... you know... this is light beer!

It's... it's not even like drinking beer!

I've become a cliché

I've become a cliché

I've become a cliché

I've become a cliché

Okay, well, I'll have a drink or two at shows

But only to loosen up

I totally stopped doing drugs

Oh, prescription drugs are... you know, that's different

It doesn't have to be my prescription

If a doctor prescribes these drugs, they've gotta be pretty safe

But, you know, I definitely don't do street drugs anymore

I mean, unless you've got some

I've become a cliché

I've become a cliché

I've become a cliché

I've become a cliché

Oh, you're not holding

That's cool

No big deal

You know, I never do it unless it's just around...

Or someone's offering it

Oh, I know a guy!

Yeah, he's... he's like 10 minutes away

I'll... I'll drive. I'll drive

You know, I got money too!

Oh, oh we... yeah we could just stay here

Or... I'll be back in 20

I've become a cliché

I've become a cliché

I've become a cliché

I've become a cliché

Whaddya mean?

This is not last call

This is first call

We'll... we'll... I know a place we can go

We'll go right... You threw up!