War On Errorism Commercial

["American Errorist (I Hate Hate Haters)" plays]

EL HEFE: Gabba gabba hey, punk rock fans! This is El Hefe of NOFX, and I'm here to tell you about our brand new album: the War on Errorism! It's got 14 rockin' new songs, like this one:

["Separation of Church and Skate" plays]

But wait: there's more!

["13 Stitches" plays]

But wait: there's still more!

["Decom-poseur" plays]

There's still, still more!

["Jaw, Knee, Music" plays]

FAT MIKE: Dude ... that one didn't make the record

EL HEFE: Oh. Well, how about this one:

["Glass War" plays]

FAT MIKE: That one didn't make the record, either

EL HEFE: What about the classic "One Way Ticket to Fuckneckville?"

["One Way Ticket to Fuckneckville" plays]

FAT MIKE: Dude ... we're saving that one for Punk-O-Rama 28

EL HEFE: Well, what about the one where I play the guitar lead?

["She's Nubs" plays]

And don't miss special guest vocalist, Eric Melvin!

ERIC MELVIN: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

EL HEFE: Once again, that's:

ERIC MELVIN: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

["American Errorist (I Hate Hate Haters)" plays]

EL HEFE: Well, there you go, punk rock fans. Don't forget to go out and get the new NOFX album, the War on Errorism, at an independent record store near you