Three Steps to Sweet Revenge

[Verse 1] No sir, you should've broken up with her long time before It's your turn, she never liked you anyway, and was a whore It's time for her to be hurt so much, so go find her And let her know that you will not admit defeat And behind her, simply place a wad of gum upon her seat [Chorus 1] That's how you get back at your ex-girlfriend, woah That's how you get back at your ex-girlfriend, woah And now she'll be embarrassed, 'cause she'll have gum on her butt And that's how you get back at your ex-girlfriend, woah [Verse 2] You wonder if maybe that was not enough to get her back She must earn the things that she deserves the most, you need to attack So enter her house, and find her pantry while she is away And grab her Oreos, replace the cream with mayonnaise [Chorus 2] That's how you get back at your ex-girlfriend, woah That's how you get back at your ex-girlfriend, woah And now she'll eat that mayonnaise, and it will be all gross And that's how you get back at your ex-girlfriend, woah [Bridge] She needs to pay, you need, you need Some better means to make her sorry Should you ever start to think straight You could start a fire and burn her house down Yeah! Go grab a match, and an old rusty knife Once you do that, kill her dad and his wife [Refrain] That's how you get back at your ex-girlfriend, woah [Chorus 3] That's how you get back at your ex-girlfriend, woah That's how you get back at your ex-girlfriend, woah And now she's homeless on the street, and her parents are dead And that's how you get back at your ex-girlfriend, woah