Redneck Christmas

We're havin' a redneck christmas With traditional possum stew (yee-haw) We're havin' a redneck christmas Hope Santa brings a little rabbit too (yum yum) Got Paw new chaw redman Maw a brand new spit cup (phtoeey) And I got my wife a brand new set Of re-treads for my pickup truck (Ain't he the sweetest thang) Oh we ain't nevr seen ther raindeer But we painted the bulls nose red (moo) Put runners under the outhouse And we're usin' it fer a sled (Darn fool idiots what're doin'? Sorry didn't know you was in there grandpaw Merry Christmas now ya hear? Well, I got yer merry christmas right here Come back with thet catalog) We're havin' a redneck christmas TP'd the whole front yard Put big red bows on the hound dogs Turned the lights on all the cars (howls) I love a redneck christmas It's a simple kinda life You buy one gift and that takes care Of yer cousin and yer wife I went downtown to see Santy Claus Gave a dollar to one of them legs (Here you go shorty) So Santa'd bring a man for daughter After all she's near bout' twelve (Poor thing she'll be a spinster soon) We're havin' a redneck christmas Hung our stockings on the stove On the stove (sizzle) Hope Santa brings us big stuff 'Cause the little stuff falls through the toes, falls through The toes We's havin' a redneck christmas With homemade moonshine eggnog (glug glug) I took a little swig Thought it needed more kick Throwed in a little toe de frog (Burp, hic, ribbit, hic, ribbit)