Redneck Christmas

We're havin' a redneck christmas

With traditional possum stew (yee-haw)

We're havin' a redneck christmas

Hope Santa brings a little rabbit too (yum yum)

Got Paw new chaw redman

Maw a brand new spit cup (phtoeey)

And I got my wife a brand new set

Of re-treads for my pickup truck

(Ain't he the sweetest thang)

Oh we ain't nevr seen ther raindeer

But we painted the bulls nose red (moo)

Put runners under the outhouse

And we're usin' it fer a sled

(Darn fool idiots what're doin'?

Sorry didn't know you was in there grandpaw

Merry Christmas now ya hear?

Well, I got yer merry christmas right here

Come back with thet catalog)

We're havin' a redneck christmas

TP'd the whole front yard

Put big red bows on the hound dogs

Turned the lights on all the cars (howls)

I love a redneck christmas

It's a simple kinda life

You buy one gift and that takes care

Of yer cousin and yer wife

I went downtown to see Santy Claus

Gave a dollar to one of them legs

(Here you go shorty)

So Santa'd bring a man for daughter

After all she's near bout' twelve

(Poor thing she'll be a spinster soon)

We're havin' a redneck christmas

Hung our stockings on the stove

On the stove (sizzle)

Hope Santa brings us big stuff

'Cause the little stuff falls through the toes, falls through

The toes

We's havin' a redneck christmas

With homemade moonshine eggnog (glug glug)

I took a little swig

Thought it needed more kick

Throwed in a little toe de frog

(Burp, hic, ribbit, hic, ribbit)