For 2 or 3 blocks
In the middle of the Alps
Is a country that's small
And they're really not strong
For 200 Frances
Got a castle and some dogs
I don't care if that rhymed
Cuz I don't respect them
Anton Liechtenstein's
For who they named it
Even he didn't want it
Cuz it's gay as shit
For the first 100 years
Even the princes
Of the new kingdom didn't visit it
The Swiss accidentally invaded
But they didn't want it
So back to them they gave it
The people in the land
Can't really play shit
Bet they never beat the USA at games
Back in World War 2
They probably sat it out
Not like we'd notice them though
Uneducated too
So let me spell it out, a b c d e f g
H i j k l m n o p
Q r s t u v
What the fuck is Liechtenstein
Fuck you if you're from there
I don't know what your problem is
Blocking my drive
From Buchs to Frastanz
I'm not a fan of Liechtenstein, a b c
Dude fuck Liechtenstein
Back in cavemen times
They were naked
The Greeks then made them gay
And they stayed it
The Germans made 'em their bitch
So did the Danish
The Swiss accidentally invaded
Their name sounds like Jews
They should change it now
It's not a country I like
Their flag's red and blue
So let me spell it out, a b c d e f
God Liechtenstein
Is so really fucking bad
They're a little small dump
Just an awkward small gump
They're a few couple miles
Smaller than Luxemburg
They just have a gift shop
And a couple nice cops
Hey
I'm not a fan of Liechtenstein, a b
Can Liechtenstein fuck off
A lot is wrong with Liechtenstein
A b c d e f g h
I don't like Liechtenstein
I don't hope that they die
But I wouldn't be sad
They're too fucking small
Just a 15 minute walk
With your friend or with your dog
You can walk across
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