Boomerz

The boomers taking over Folding chairs, funny signs I've shoppen at the Crate & Barrel many times Boomers are on Facebook And posting lots of great stuff Clever mug, prescription meds Some more meds to counteract the meds' side effects Posted up at kaiser Looks like we're gonna die soon We're born after the war Till 1964 Still, can't use a modern phone, yeah All the boomers go to bed Around nine or ten 'Cause they're so lazy Once the boomers start to die We'll have a good time Without all their old boomery What up my fellow ninjas? What are you doing today? I'm posting dank cool memes Mocha juice, I have a TV I catch up with my friend at Coffe Beanery Open up a letter It's like email but better You're passing out, it's 8 PM Your husband's on the floor, the dog's raping him Taking buncha pills now Let's Netscape and chill (ow) Boomers are fans of boredom Zoomers can't support 'em Coomers are on PornHub All the boomers go to jail They're all pedofails Chris Hansen, get those geezers Once the boomers all will die We'll have a good time We won't have cringe old boomer memes I love you, son Okay, boomer! A boomer's older than me That makes 'em fuckin' gay All the boomers go to hell They got the fuckin' day wrong And then I said, okay, boomer One okay boomer Two okay boomer Three... We're gonna send these boomers back where they came from Okay, boomer?