I wake up and get drunk
And pick what, city I could give my girl
Put a T on the whole world
It's fantastic by the way
Then dress up
And pick what
LOSER country
Should be destroyed
Leave it lookin' like Detroit
It's a catastrophe
I throw some missiles at the middle east
Got front row seats
Then I fly off to England where I meet the queen
Grab her by the pussy
Yo idk what you been told but
This land right here's gettin' bought and sold
You faggots makin' fun of me
Ya probably gonna be
Makin' me a whole lotta money
I'll clean up all the dirt and crime
Put a golden T on the White House lawn
Ya taxes gonna go to me
'Cause I'm gonna be
Grab America by the pussy
The 3rd reich
Was too nice
I would like
Complete total world control (Immediately)
And that would be the perfect troll (I gotcha, terrific)
I won't lie
I don't like
Bulldykes
Startin' here to piss me off (So nasty)
I'll grab these bitches by the balls (They let you do it)
The only single choice you can do is vote for me
In 2020, if anyone even thinks of running against me
I'll G.H.B.T.P
Yo idk what you been told but
This land right here's gettin' bought and sold
You faggots makin' fun of me
Ya probably gonna be
Makin' me a whole lotta money
I'll clean up all the dirt and crime
Put a golden T on the White House lawn
Ya taxes gonna go to me
'Cause I'm gonna be
Grab America by the pussy
This whole shitty world
Is so pitiful
They need a leader that knows how to make a good deal
And if anyone
Thinks I'm kidding here
Then I'll grab her by the
Listen here excuse me
I will go, to the capitol
Replace Abraham
And put my face on his bill
I could grab a girl, by the genitals
And grab the fucking universe by the pussy
Yo idk what you been told but
This whole country got fuckin' trolled
Ya ass voted for a meme (Whoops)
Now we're gonna see
My pretty face with them Rushmore bitches (Yeah)
Get all ya boys and watch my show (C'mon)
We'll take your oil and fuck ya hoes (Yeah)
And that's the way it's gonna be (Uh-huh)
'Cause I'm gonna be
Build you's highways & some bridges (Woo!)
Yo idk what you been told but (Uh-huh)
This land right here's gettin' bought and sold (Yeah)
You faggots makin' fun of me (Wassup)
Ya probably gonna be (What?)
Makin' me a whole lotta money (What)
I'll clean up all the dirt and crime (Let's go)
Put a golden T on the White House lawn (Woo!)
Ya taxes gonna go to me (Yeah)
'Cause I'm gonna be (What?)
Grab America by the pussy
Hillary just called me up she said congratulations
So I grab her by the pussy
The President of China came and met with me
First thing I did was grab her by the pussy
Mexico will build a wall, and pay for the wall
Or I'll grab her by the pussy
This is true
People have said this
When you're president you can
Grab America by the pussy