Watch where you're walkin', bitch!
Hey, what did you
Wait a minute, uh uh
I'm white!
Oh shit
It's been ten years already!
I can do whatever I'm white(Yeah)
Yeah, I can do whatever I'm white(Yeah)
When I'm in the tramcar, eatin' 10-gram trans-fat bar
I could spread my legs far open on the chair
I don't care, cause I'm a white male
And I always wave to the cops when they pass by to go arrest a black guy
Anywhere I want I could get wi-fi
On the beach with my wife
She could be a fukin' guy
Wear my socks with sandals
I want kale yeah
Got a job with the 401k
I'm gay
I love me some hockey
I need me some hockey
I beat Fortnite
Take my date to see Rocky
Buy me a retriever
And eat a baked pita
And I could be a guy named Chad
Yeah
When I'm in Detroit, I run red lights
The cops don't mind, it's aight
They say you can do whatever you white
Baby, I can do whatever, I'm white
Yeah
I got me some clothes
I dress real whack
Tight white pants and a fanny pack
I can dress however I like
Baby, I can do whatever, I'm white
Yeah
Anything I want
I could buy a couple stocks
I sit outside and I drink some red wine yeah
And the cops drive by
And they shout "hell yeah"
Cause you know that the cops don't care, yeah
I love me some hockey
I need me some hockey
Frisbee's aight
But it ain't no hockey
Buy me a Retriever
And listen to Reba
I can be a stay-at-home dad
Yeah
Any time I want man
I can get wi-fi
Run a couple
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