I'm not a racist guy
I wanna make that clear
Treatment by the media
Coons, spics 'n' ayrabs
Kykes 'n' chinks
Are all words I don't want people using when they speak
I don't like them black folk songs
I prefer rap, yo
Blacks are more likely to murder
Bars and rhymes on a track
Arab Indians from Turkey
Smell like fuckin' Curry's
Awesome new cologne
I could use some, in fact
(whoo, here we go)
I don't like them Sunnis (oh)
Bein' profiled all the time (uh-oh)
Don't let 'em on the airplane
'Til you wish 'em a Happy Ramadan
(enjoy your flight)
Jews took my money
To the bank for me (Thanks!)
I was busy teaching Mexicans
English muffin recipes (yee-haw)
I don't like them black folks
Bein' show by bad pos
Black lives don't matter
To people like the Klan (sure don't)
I don't like them Persians
Bein' mistaken for other versions (please)
These guys invented agriculture
In ancient Iran
I'm not racist
I like black people
Everyone should own one... tool set
To build a fence around your house
And keep out all them dirty, fuckin' nagging mormons
I'm not racist but
Asians are Nerds
Strom Rack shoppers (which is smart)
I don't like curds
Too much cheese on 'em
Cholesterol's too high
And I wish that every Armenian would
Direct me to a Kabob store
I hate them black folk
Bein' given bad loans
Blacks should get the same interest rate as any white man
Fuckin' Mexicans are dirty
Rich from selling great verde
Trump should build a Walt Disney park to thank them
(that's right)
I'm not racist but
Some black guy broke in my Vans
Thanks, bruh
They were, they were too tight on my feet, yeah
Got Asians in here, that's good
I look forward to praising their superior math skills
While harboring no stereotypes about
their statistical rate of driving accidents
This one's for The South
Will Rise Against
Be playing any shows here in the near future?
I appreciate their progressive message
Plus most the audience will be white collar
workers there among working class everyday folks
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