I’m the Black Guy

White cops got sticks and hungry dogs See me inside of Domino's Screaming I want my onion roll "Sir this is Wendy's" He's a criminal Move in, call back up, start to shoot No wait they're making me some food Hold up that's ten McMuffins, 2 chickens, and a Diet Coke Did you mean a Sprite? Yes I did Nope Sorry. This shit isn't Popeyes Get out of the store. Why? Cause I'm Black right? Man c'mon I have rights No it's cause you jacked my Cash Register last time I'm the black guy Bruh I'm the black guy Cops like to stalk me racist trolls I've been in jail since I was born Homie I never learned to vote How was I spose to know I always feel I don't belong They treat me like I'm something wrong Can't we all be the same have some Pepsi and smoke a blunt Can't catch a bus ride Drivers always uptight Wants a dollar buck five No but there's a up side On my tax I claim my cousin Max I Claim my Mom and Dad I'm older than em I'm the black guy Bruh I'm the black guy bruh I'm always good at bein' black, black And then I said It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve Harvey A black guy walks into the bars Knock knock wait I mean uh Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok why knock knock Why did the chicken cross the road? Black People I'm the black guy I'm I'm the black