Kobe

Kobe was black from PA Nothing is wrong with that but he's gay And nothing wrong with that in LA But it's still wrong in the eyes of God anyway One morning, Kobe was too lazy to drive He took his key and said we getting high Took a fuckin' helicopter that he couldn't fly Said I don't care if we ever make it We're here for the ride It's okay if this is how it ends Life was good and long And I made it longer than Cobain And he couldn't sing Allegedly his wife killed him allegedly Kobe in the park Kobe in the street Kobe in the chopper Going far away Kobe hitting rock Kobe hitting weed Kobe in the chopper Sippin' Hennessy Like Vroom, vroom Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom Ay, ay Then he heard from the pilot Hey man, aren't you that guy Kobe Bryant You got alleged for fucking that white chick She said you forced yourself into her, right yeah? No, not me I'm totally denying what she said about me I told her goodnight and I went back to sleep Then she made up some rape stuff And lied about me Don't believe I don't know about that I believe every and all women, I'm alley It's called an ally, not a backstreet for raping It's okay if this is how it end Life was good and long And I made it longer than Cobain And he was into men And his expectant wife would shoot up heroin Kobe in the park Kobe in the street Kobe in a ball court Losing every game Kobe hitting rock Kobe hitting weed Kobe in the chopper Going far away Kobe Bryant's gay And he allegedly did some force vaginal rape Unless you think she's lying Ayo, what's up man? This don't look like heaven What am I doing here, man? You were gay What? Man, I wasn't gay I am not even sauce That is not what we read on the internet That's how this shit works? Shit, well, time to barbecue Barbecue, barbecue where are you?