I walk through the door at LAX and I see some brown men
Said ohh that looks suspicious
I'm gonna search them
I walk up to the Arabs and grab on the first guy
Drag him off, pullin him by the burka
He said this is racist
Leavin me no choice but to taze him
And then I checked his butt for explosives
I said why are you so nervous?
That's when I slapped a sticker on
his anus and said thank you for you time
You been gracious helpin us
Preventin a jihad
Everybody put your hands up
I play with some dongs
I know it's jsut kinda gay
Holdin some butts like yea
Touchin some dicks like yea
Givin couple handjobs
Rapin some butts
Got a boner on me all day
Yeeeeeeeah
It's a party in the TSA
Yeeeeeeeah
It's a party in the TSA
I see thugs at security check
Disguised as business men
Said who let in R Kelly's clique
Bringin crack rocks on the plane
I throw him down on the floor and start pounding
I asked him how did you break outta LA County
He said I wanna lawyer let go
I said don't be getting all ghetto
I brought the dogs to help out with the searches
I'm sorry ma'am but your purse is
over half a gram over the weight of goo and that's eighty fuckin bucks
and we're taking all your stuff
Sir please take off all your socks
Then I pull their pants off
and play with their balls
I know it's just kinda gay
Holdin some butts like yea
Touchin some dicks like yea
And if I see a Ayrab I'm takin his stuff
and I send him to Guantanamo Bay
Yeeeeeeeah
It's a party in the TSA
Yeeeeeeeah
It's a party in the TSA
People waiting for their flight
Have no dignity or rights
Some are like come on we're white
But my fist says we're all brown on the inside
Everybody put your hands up
I play with some dongs
I know it's jsut kinda gay
Holdin some butts like yea
Touchin some dicks like yea
Givin couple handjobs
Rapin some butts
Got a boner on me all day
Yeeeeeeeah
It's a party in the TSA
Yeeeeeeeah
It's a party in the TSA
Then I pull their pants off
and play with their balls
I know it's just kinda gay
Holdin some butts like yea
Touchin some dicks like yea
And if I see a Ayrab I'm takin his stuff
and I send him to Guantanamo Bay
Yeeeeeeeah
It's a party in the TSA
Yeeeeeeeah
It's a party in the TSA
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