Stalin Song

I took a little piece of Georgia over Decided to expand the borders of Russia I like to eat a bowl of borscht, cholodnik Wave to my people from the porch, da that's it And I kill off like ten or so million For the greater benefit Of the Union of the Soviet Republics that I run Then I kill more Twenty million, not that much Some Ukrainians and such, da Just to thin out population I took a little piece of Georgia over Brought revolution into all of Russia Keep all my haters in the torture chamber shit I took my wife with force, what a bitch There is shortage of okroshka Call up the guards, drag off the chef To live in Siber in the snow Ukraine has failed at producing Enough food and the World World 2 supplies We'll take their life We brought the industry to Russia Freed proletariat from bourgeois Now everybody has a Porsche By which I mean three-legged horse I took a little piece of Georgia over Brought all the glory to my mother Russia Beat everybody in the sport, they all see That communism is a force of nature My comrades, we need corn Collectivize the farms, inform my men We have to send them into storm My oats and wheat You know I like to eat them sunflower seeds I am Joseph Stalin I want to give this country my all Hitler has invaded by surprise But he will not be ready for the snow we got I took a little piece of Georgia over Pointed a missile at New York, bend over The Cuban crisis going off About to hit up the Cold War, yeah, hit that shit I took a little piece of Georgia over Decided to expand us by two quarters I put my missiles on the border, check that fish Then sit and watch Rick & Morta I took a little piece of Georgia over Turned all the farms into resorts for Natasha I try to plan a food report, nyet nyet nyet Potatoes is our big export, buy that shit I took a little piece of Georgia over Told USA to give us a bulldozer They are inferior at sport, SSR Our hockey team beats theirs four to three You're finally free Privyet and thank you for watching Soviet report I am typical Soviet resident Very happy to live under communism I am provide free bread after spend short time in line I look forward to United States joing us in glorious international revolution Do svidaniya by nigga