Attention!

Attention, sportsfans: listen up! Our fearless leader is about to give his eulogy But before we get started There's just a couple things I wanna say So just bear with me I think you all know me, some of you as Robert But most of you as Baby Fat I've been working for Serpentello so long I think I might be in the band In all that time, I've never know Tommy Swank To have a better friend than this guy But though his heart is heavy, I know he's touched That you're all here at his side Now please remember That though we're all grieving We shouldn't ever lose sight That this is meant to be a celebration Of our dear departed friend's life So are we gonna have fun tonight?!