[Intro]
Do you ever shut up?
Do you ever shut up?
Woah-oh-oh
Do you ever shut up?
Do you ever shut up?
Woah-oh-oh
Do you ever shut up?
Do you ever shut up?
Woah-oh-oh
Do you ever shut up?
Do you ever shut up?
[Verse 1]
Why not gossip about Martina Hingis?
You can rhyme her name with cunnilingus
Woah-oh-oh
The US Open's a piece of piss
When you're a little Swiss miss
[Chorus 1]
She's at break point
This song's about my breaking point
At the point of this break in the song
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Why can't we all just get along
Like Martina and her mom?
[Verse 2]
Women tennis players aren't all dykes
And so what if we're on Fat Mike's...
Woah-oh-oh
...record label?
'Cause our cards are on the table
[Chorus 2]
And you can say that it's just a house of cards
And we can say that you're just a bunch of retards
Woah-oh-oh-oh
But you know that the truth is that our hearts
Are in the right place, you know we try hard
We give it our best shot
[Outro]
Then we give up and go home
Then we give up and go home
Then we give up
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