Pervert At Large

[Verse 1] Creeping in the bushes, spying on old ladies He's a trembling psycho Fingering his wallet, drooling like a baby Waiting for the homos Prancing all around in his garter belt and panties Remembering the Catholic schoolgirls Rope and leather handcuffs hanging on the bedpost Ready when he's home from work [Chorus 1] Nipple clamps, a gold cock ring A ball gag muffles up the screams He brings them home, he tries so hard But they always have to leave Pervert at large [Verse 2] Sitting counting numbers, hands on clock move backwards Sweating in his suit and tie Magazine is open, Touch Of Pleasure circled Number's burning in his mind Crawling all around in his garter belt and panties Remembering the Catholic schoolgirls Quarts of Probe and Sta-Hard scattered on the floor Strap-on dildos on the windowsill [Chorus 2] Rubber skivvies, prick in hand He's got four fingers up his ass He's sick of hanging out in bars 'Cause they never understand Pervert at large Pervert at large [Bridge] I'm the fuckin' Dalai Lama, princess You got fat little girl tits I'm a multi-billion dollar baby 1-2-3, let's go! [Verse 2] Sitting counting numbers, hands on clock move backwards Sweating in his suit and tie Magazine is open, Touch Of Pleasure circled Number's burning in his mind Crawling all around in his garter belt and panties Remembering the Catholic schoolgirls Quarts of Probe and Sta-Hard scattered on the floor Strap-on dildos on the windowsill [Chorus 1] Nipple clamps, a gold cock ring A ball gag muffles up the screams He brings them home, he tries so hard But they always have to leave Pervert at large [Chorus 2] Rubber skivvies, prick in hand He's got four fingers up his ass He's sick of hanging out in bars 'Cause they never understand Pervert at large [Outro] Pervert at large Pervert at large Pervert at large Pervert at large Pervert at large Pervert at large Pervert at large, large, large Whoo!