Joanie Loves Johnny

Joanie and Johnny sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love, then comes marriage Then comes Johnny in a baby carriage Suckin' his thumb, wettin' his pants Then he does the naked hula dance Oh yeah Let's go to Milwaukee Say hi to Mister C Fonzie, Potsie, Richie too Ralph's at Arnold's sniffing glue Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny Joanie and Johnny kiss Chachi is getting pissed These aren't very happy days 'Cause nobody's getting laid Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny Go go go! Go go go! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 Go! [Guitar lead] Now Jenny Piccolo Works at a peep show Pinky Tuscadero's stewed Fonzie's all fucked up on 'ludes Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny Joan and Johnny got tattoos Now they're going to Inspiration Point, that's where We're all shooting heroin Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny 1-2-3-4 Go! Go go go! Go go go!