Joanie Loves Johnny

Joanie and Johnny sittin' in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love, then comes marriage

Then comes Johnny in a baby carriage

Suckin' his thumb, wettin' his pants

Then he does the naked hula dance

Oh yeah

Let's go to Milwaukee

Say hi to Mister C

Fonzie, Potsie, Richie too

Ralph's at Arnold's sniffing glue

Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny

Joanie and Johnny kiss

Chachi is getting pissed

These aren't very happy days

'Cause nobody's getting laid

Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny

Go go go!

Go go go!

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Go!

[Guitar lead]

Now Jenny Piccolo

Works at a peep show

Pinky Tuscadero's stewed

Fonzie's all fucked up on 'ludes

Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny

Joan and Johnny got tattoos

Now they're going to

Inspiration Point, that's where

We're all shooting heroin

Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny

1-2-3-4

Go!

Go go go!

Go go go!