Mad at the Paper Boy

[Spoken] Hey, where's my paper? [sound of glass breaking] Hey you, get back here! [Verse 1] Mad at the paper boy, that little nerd Can't throw a paper straight, the spastic twerp Hit me in the head with the Daily Sun Then he laughed like a maniac, the smart-ass runt [Chorus] Mad at the paper boy Mad at the paper boy Mad at the paper boy Mad at the paper boy-oy-oy-oy [Verse 2] Mad at the paper boy, I'm really not amused Gotta wear a football helmet if I wanna read the news Threw the morning paper in the middle of the grass Then he rode by on his bicycle and kicked me in the ass [Chorus] Mad at the paper boy Mad at the paper boy Mad at the paper boy Mad at the paper boy-oy-oy-oy [Bridge] Oi! Arrgh! Hit the deck! [Chorus] Mad at the paper boy Mad at the paper boy Mad at the paper boy Mad at the paper boy-oy-oy-oy [Outro] Oi!