Peter Brady

[Verse 1] Don't you see that people will like you for who you are? 'Cause life is like a sitcom, a senior prom And I'm okay, and you're okay, grade A 10-4, roger, over and out Listen up, check it out [Chorus] There's something ugly inside of you, inside of you There's a big empty hole there inside of you, inside of you There's something creepy crawling on your brain There's something in you, it's red, white, and blue inside of you [Verse 2] As long as you don't have lots of zits or small tits Or crooked teeth, then you won't be a freak, a wildebeest And people won't tape signs onto your back Or beat the crap out of you or ignore your sorry ass [Chorus] See, there's something vapid inside of you, inside of you There's a sweet little robot inside of you, inside of you So take off that silly mustache Don't be a baby, there's a Pete Brady inside of you [Refrain] Inside of you Inside of you Inside of you [Spoken] Boy, I've really learned a lot today [Bridge] (One) You act your age (Two) You don't try to be something you're not (Three) You find out in advance What restaurant your mom and dad are going to And go someplace else [Outro] Go someplace else Go someplace else Go someplace else