[Verse 1]
You'll get your riboflavin any way that you can
Six ho-hoes in your mouth and eight ding-dongs in your hand
When you slip into a peaceful nighttime snooze
Be sure to lock the door so the Twinkies won't get you
[Chorus]
They're comin' after you
They're gettin' back at you
Twinkie warfare
[Verse 2]
You left a Twinkie on the counter on a rainy Friday night
It mutated and it touched you and ripped off both of your eyes
Your junk food ain't taking any more bites from you
Maybe learn a lesson and eat some real food
[Chorus]
They're comin' after you
They're gettin' back at you
Twinkie warfare
[Verse 3]
Twelve more ho-hoes, an ice cream bar, a full-sized Nestlé Crunch
Chips Ahoy, and Oreos with jam, and Hawaiian Punch
Why do you think we look the way we do?
Punk-rock-junk-food junkies, we're the Weasel crew
[Chorus]
They're comin' after you
They're gettin' back at you
Twinkie warfare
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