Twinkie Warfare

[Verse 1] You'll get your riboflavin any way that you can Six ho-hoes in your mouth and eight ding-dongs in your hand When you slip into a peaceful nighttime snooze Be sure to lock the door so the Twinkies won't get you [Chorus] They're comin' after you They're gettin' back at you Twinkie warfare [Verse 2] You left a Twinkie on the counter on a rainy Friday night It mutated and it touched you and ripped off both of your eyes Your junk food ain't taking any more bites from you Maybe learn a lesson and eat some real food [Chorus] They're comin' after you They're gettin' back at you Twinkie warfare [Verse 3] Twelve more ho-hoes, an ice cream bar, a full-sized Nestlé Crunch Chips Ahoy, and Oreos with jam, and Hawaiian Punch Why do you think we look the way we do? Punk-rock-junk-food junkies, we're the Weasel crew [Chorus] They're comin' after you They're gettin' back at you Twinkie warfare