Twinkie Warfare

[Verse 1]

You'll get your riboflavin any way that you can

Six ho-hoes in your mouth and eight ding-dongs in your hand

When you slip into a peaceful nighttime snooze

Be sure to lock the door so the Twinkies won't get you

[Chorus]

They're comin' after you

They're gettin' back at you

Twinkie warfare

[Verse 2]

You left a Twinkie on the counter on a rainy Friday night

It mutated and it touched you and ripped off both of your eyes

Your junk food ain't taking any more bites from you

Maybe learn a lesson and eat some real food

[Chorus]

They're comin' after you

They're gettin' back at you

Twinkie warfare

[Verse 3]

Twelve more ho-hoes, an ice cream bar, a full-sized Nestlé Crunch

Chips Ahoy, and Oreos with jam, and Hawaiian Punch

Why do you think we look the way we do?

Punk-rock-junk-food junkies, we're the Weasel crew

[Chorus]

They're comin' after you

They're gettin' back at you

Twinkie warfare