Wavin Gerbs

[Verse 1] I was there at home one day Me, Fred, and my microwave Fred was a gerbil, just the same I was feeling quite insane [Bridge] Freddy met the microwave [Verse 2] Kiss my gerbil Fred goodbye Sixty seconds set on high Watch ol' Freddy run and run He went kaboom just like a gun [Bridge] I'm having so much fun [Verse 3] Go and get a Brillo pad Fred is dead, aw, ain't it sad? I didn't do it, that I wish Guess who's next? It's Bob, my fish