Wavin Gerbs

[Verse 1]

I was there at home one day

Me, Fred, and my microwave

Fred was a gerbil, just the same

I was feeling quite insane

[Bridge]

Freddy met the microwave

[Verse 2]

Kiss my gerbil Fred goodbye

Sixty seconds set on high

Watch ol' Freddy run and run

He went kaboom just like a gun

[Bridge]

I'm having so much fun

[Verse 3]

Go and get a Brillo pad

Fred is dead, aw, ain't it sad?

I didn't do it, that I wish

Guess who's next?

It's Bob, my fish