Goblin

When she stopped talking to me

I knew that she would create a problem

After five seconds flat, she came at me just like a goblin

Months passed and things calmed down

So me and her went on a play date

I said "You're a walking cliche"

But she said "It's just you and me, babe"

Okay

So it's just us walking through town

And we go in the liquor store

Buying two beers, spying a cat in the window of the bar next door

Then she was cursing at me, and pointing to the witch's cauldron

Grabbed me, she got in my face, and then she punched me just like a goblin