Stadium Soul

I feel lovely

To live in a bachelors pad

I feel lucky

But its not my choice to feel bad

Its not weary

No matter how sad that I roll

'Cause here by your side

I'm so pious and kind

Oh I love your stadium soul

I've been nervous

I love you too much my dear

It's not murder

But thank you for waiting five years

What's so impressive

Is there is no doubt in my mind

I'll just say

I get by with your way

Oh, it's such a beautiful crime

Love you till I'm ninety-nine

I have to be affected

I had to be the schmuck

Who tries to be smart

I had to be obsessive

In my compulsion

In the effort of playing my part

So don't relax me

Mr. Gatsby

And leave thy bachelors home

(Chorus)