Oh Shucks

I'm staring down at my whiskey now, oh shucks

Crying in the grass and making bad sense, uh huh

No one ever sees me cry

She is my real tough guy

And she never told me why

But I know

Because I knew it all when I looked into that creature's eyes

She's a bull dyke and she makes me come to life each time

Oh, she is such a real tough guy

But I try to treat her great

And no one ever hears me cry

You're special person that way

You're a scumbag and I'm sad about that, oh shucks

That's the way I like it

Makes me want to shout

And she really drove me south

I let her live at my house

I'll just figure it out