Nurse Rozetta

I'm a shepherd for the pentecost

I got my scriptures and my wires crossed

I got no kids and I got no home

They want us holy men to live alone

Since I've been here for a little stay

I see Rozetta day by day

She turns my head makes me cough

I want to tear my collar off

I just can't sleep at night

Rozetta dressed in white

She's got the Devil's light

Shining in her eyes

Screamed my sermon damning sin and vice

When underneath I was a regular guy

My pulpit melted like a block of ice

When a bolt of lightning hit me from the sky

From my stretcher when they wheeled me in

I stared directly in the eyes of sin

Nurse Rozetta standing over me

And I was helpless as a man of God could be

Nurse Rozetta I won't let her

Catch me peering down her sweater

Fantasizing silk suspenders on her thighs

Nurse Rozetta make me better

Secretly my eyes undress her

Let me feel your tongue depressor

I'm suddenly twice my size

My pants are all wet inside

She's so creative with a bar of soap

And so inventive with a stethoscope

To check my pulse she gotta hold my hand

I blow the fuse on the encephalogram

Satan sent her from the bowels of hell

I should have recognized old Jezbel

I surrendered to the urges felt

She popped the buckle on my bible belt

I just can't sleep at night

Rozetta dressed in white

She's got the Devil's light

Shining in her eyes

I'd lick her nylon seams

Like a hungry cat with cream

Oh what a vivid scene

And I can't hold back no more