[Verse 1]
Tumble change slip through the dust as the bus pulls away
From waving hands at the child stye
I bought a comic in the mail and the sale said
"These stories will shake the sheets from off of you"
So gather 'round, just four more stops again
We'll reach our teachers' hallways in the end
Expect the foulest 'cause Dad does not allow it
[Verse 2]
I see the driver in the glass
These crowds will never pass while they're standing
There's no standing!
The five-year-olds eat with feet
Soiling the seats with a tantrum
And short attention spans
The boy who sweats when he's calm
Is touching a palm of a princess
Who's crying, "Where's my baby doll!"
And Benny the thief
Just lost all his teeth to his brother
With the baseball
[Bridge]
Ahh-ooh, ahh-ooh
[Verse 3]
Pick a page and settle in, too fast to fret for poor Susette
Who thought her legs could race the polar bear
And when they found her in the ice, her eyes were sorry for
Her brother who waited for Lego time
But there's much more, just flip to forty-four
And watch the bleeding phoenix
The end's a plot twist with soldiers in the wolf mist
[Verse 4]
The bully grabs at my hands
And pushes through fans for the pages
My arms are in the air
The driver punches the gas
The bully screams, "Call that fast?", so the kids laugh
He needs attention bad
Then to the brakes, her feet slide
His head hits the side and he screams out
“Creeps, I'll take you all!”
He grabs penny dreadfuls
And rips up in shred-fulls when my head sinks
My friends have left my side
But then there's the stop
And Sara climbs in, she says “Tommy
Where's your horror pin?”
He laughs in his place
She spits in his face and says, “Bully
You leave my boy alone"
[Outro]
Everybody came out just to see me leaving
With my pennys in my hand they're glad to see I'm happy
But when the story's mine I think I'll tell it different
It's a shame to hear the sound when my pennys hit the ground
Now I want to go back home, when does this bus leave?
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