Cartoon Chick

[Intro]

Don Cannon: Yo Ash!

Asher Roth: What's up man?

Don Cannon: If you could have any cartoon chick, who would it be?

Asher Roth: It's funny you should ask that...

[Verse 1]

Right of the bat I'd have Jessica Rabbit

She's the baddest, I love them tatties

Yeah that chest pressed, in that red dress

And I'm obsessed, yes, yes, with redheads

So Ariel would get it in the shower

Do Beauty with Beast, Eiffel tower

I'd take Jasmine on a magic carpet ride

Then I'd ride her carpet until I made it fly

And Cinderella's better than the step sisters

Gives the best head and is the best kisser

Unless of course she forgot the glass slippers

Then Fairy God Mother is the one to give the dick to

Mulan's punan is oh so sweet

Wake Sleeping Beauty up when I get her in the sheets

I'd fuck with Snow White cause I heard she was a freak

Yo, forget Hugh Heff, I'm rolling with Disney

[Hook]

If you could fuck a cartoon chick, which one would you pick?

If you could fuck a cartoon chick, which one would get the dick?

'Cause if you had a cartoon chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone

I don't need a cartoon chick, I can just draw my own

[Verse 2]

I'd Scooby-Doo Daphney while Betty Boop watched

Told Judy Jetson yo can get on top

Yeah, of course I'd do Wilma but Betty's mad hot

Not Fred Flintstone but I'll make her bedrock

I'd fuck Æon Flux and Rouge from X-Men

And maybe Rainbow Brite 'cause I heard she was a lesbian

Smurfette would get it because of my blue fetish

So that includes Marge Simpson, too, get it?

[Hook]

If you could fuck a cartoon chick, which one would you pick?

If you could fuck a cartoon chick, which one would get the dick?

'Cause if you had a cartoon chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone

I don't need a cartoon chick, I can just draw my own

If you could fuck a cartoon chick, which one would you pick?

If you could fuck a cartoon chick, which one would get the dick?

'Cause if you had a cartoon chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone

I don't need a cartoon chick, I can just draw my own

[Outro]

Yo, Dave, you know who else I would do? Louis Griffin

You ever seen that episode when she had that thing, and she was just, like, in nothing, in that picture? Pheww!