Muddy Swim Trunks

[Intro]

Seared Foie Gras with Quince and Cranberry

One day, I'm gonna say something really impressive

[Scratches]

Hey yo quick life lesson, never touch a man's (god damn)

While he's resting or while he's bench pressing

Hey yo quick life lesson, never touch a man's (god damn)

While he's resting or while he's bench pressing

Hey yo quick life lesson, never touch a man's

Hey yo quick life lesson, never touch a man's

Hey yo quick life lesson, Hey yo quick life lesson

Hey yo-hey yo-hey yo-yo-yo-

[Verse]

Hey yo quick life lesson, never touch a man's (god damn)

While he's resting or while he's bench pressing

Hanging out with Pan, playing flutes for affection

Hoping to seduce so I use this erection

Uh, viewer discretion, sex drug reference

Smoking all your weed, about a quarter pound of headies

Stroking on your sheets while you organize the wedding

Flowing on the beat, got to fortify my sentences

Yeah strengthen my oratory weapons

Forget the pen, Emerson in a second

Past life present, shots is like deafening

Heard around the world like the Giants won the pennant

Ain't no need to get defensive

Like Revis for the Jets or Arenas when he bets

I was messing, please don't be so aggressive

You wasting T-cells when you hating on my flesh and blood

Don't be mad that this rap's my profession

And I go to class in the same clothes I slept in

And watch hoes arm wrestle while I'm reffing

Over the top, psych, nah, mic checking, uh

Just you wait until we get to the intestine

That real shit, Ms. Frizz kind of life lesson

Magic School Bus type riding on the record

"The science of the mind, I am highly interested"

No religion, if I did it would be Buddha

Or maybe Hindu, cause Ganesha is remover

Of everything that's pseudo and that's including you know

Losers starting rumors that I'm similar to Bruno

Cool, yo, that doesn't bother me a tiny bit (Nah)

I'm confident, I'll take it as a compliment

Anonymous nonsense, well, that's time spent

I'm too wild, trying to take it on back to '9-6

Illadelph Halflife, All Eyez have been nixed

Beats, Rhymes and Life and Stakes is High shit

It Was Written in the scriptures, ATLiens exist

By Ironman and Dr. Octagonecologyst

So quit it with your Cristal sipping, wack spitting

That's finished that instant that Asher Roth steps in

Admit it, that kid is bad with it

Fast-witted, tactitic, too brash to ask critics, 'cause

They just bums, disgrunts who couldn't cut it

So they judging others on how to do something

But fuck it, I ain't trusting nothing but my gut

Try anything once except for fucking up the butt

And hugging on the nuts of some owner of some buzz-nuss

All for some bucks and some buzz cause, tut tut

I'll be doing this just for fun stuff (like what?)

Jumping in the mud in my swim trunks