Michael Shit the Bed*

[Intro]

Uh, they say I shit the bed (Mm, yeah)

They say I shit the floor (No)

They say I shit the bed (Mm)

They say I shit the floor

[Verse]

I know you think I shit the bed, and baby, so do I (Woo-hoo)

'Cause I've been having problems when I go to sleep at night (Woo-hoo)

But know it ain't me that shit in the bed

Everybody knows I don't shit in the bed

If you think I did it, then you must be sick in the head

[Chorus]

I ain't ever shit the bed

I ain't ever shit the bed in my life

I ain't ever shit the bed

I ain't ever shit the bed in my life (Life)

[Outro]

They say that Michael shit the bed