Let's Hear It For Me

Well I'll be damned

No I won't be damned

Because I have been damned

And I won't be damned anymore!

I walked out

He didn't walk out

It was me who walked out

It was me closing the door

"hello, operator? " I'd like to place a long distance call to a mr

Billy rose in cleveland ohio. at the cleveland hotel. um, no, no, no

No. I'll wait."

Billy's an alley cat that's for sure

Nick's from a horsier class

But I'd rather be with a cat's meow

Than a genuine thouroughbred horse's ass!

"um, that's alright. no. no message. thank you."

One is fantasy, one is real

One is make believe, one is real

One is picture book

More like comic book

One is real

Billy is real

I should have seen that before

All my life on the stage

I'm a big success

All my life off the stage

What a mess!

Oh what a mess!

All my life on the stage

How they cheer the clown

All my life off the stage

I kept closing out of town

When I'm up there I'm a great big star

And I get the heftiest lift

Howdy-do!

Up there I'm a great big star

A solid and qualified hit

I'm gonna take what I do up there

And I'm gonna do it down here!

Quick as a lightning flash

I'm moving straight ahead

I'm gonna be a smash

I'm gonna knock 'em dead...