Girl All The Bad Guys Want (Live 2018)

[Spoken: Jaret Reddick]

The good thing about playing Drunk Enough To Dance in its entirety, ladies and gentlemen, is this early in the show, you get to hear the best song ever!

[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse 1]

Eight o'clock, Monday night, and I'm waitin'

To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me

Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring

She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means

[Pre-Chorus]

When she walks

All the wind blows and the angels sing

She doesn't notice me, c'mon sing!

[Chorus]

Watchin' wrestling

(Creamin' over tough guys)

Listenin' to rap mеtal

(Turntables in her eyеs)

It's like a bad movie

She's lookin' through me

If you were me, then you'd be

Screamin', "Someone shoot me!"

As I fail miserably

Tryna get the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

[Verse 2]

She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange

Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad

Says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty

She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

[Pre-Chorus]

When she walks

All the wind blows and the angels sing

She doesn't notice me, c'mon sing!

[Chorus]

Watchin' wrestling

(Creamin' over tough guys)

Listenin' to rap metal

(Turntables in her eyes)

She likes 'em with a mustache

Racetrack season pass

Drivin' in a Trans-Am

Does a mullet make a man?

It's like a bad movie

She's lookin' through me

If you were me, then you'd be

Screamin', "Someone shoot me!"

As I fail miserably

Tryna get the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

[Bridge]

There she goes again

With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair

She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated, c'mon!

All I wanted was to see her naked, help me out!

[Chorus]

Now I'm watchin' wrestling

(Tryna be a tough guy)

Listenin' to rap metal

(Turntables in my eyes)

I can't grow a mustache

(And I ain't got no season pass)

All I got's a moped (Moped, moped)

[Spoken: Chris Burney, Jaret Reddick]

Thank you! That was my guitar solo for the evening!

Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Burney shredding!

[Chorus]

It's like a bad movie

She's lookin' through me

If you were me, then you'd be

Screamin', "Someone shoot me!"

As I fail miserably

Tryna get the girl all the bad guys want

[Outro]

She's the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

(There she goes again)

She's the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

(There she goes again)

She's the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

[Spoken: Chris Burney]

Thank you!