Punk Rock 101 (Live 2018)

[Intro]

This song is called Punk Rock 101

Rock

[Verse 1]

She works at Hot Topic

His heart: microscopic

She thinks that it's love

But to him (It's sex!)

He listens to emo

But Fat Mike's his hero

His bank account's zero

What comes next?

[Pre-Chorus]

Same song; different chorus

[Chorus]

It's stupid, contagious

To be broke and famous

Someone please save us

From Punk Rock 101?

My Dickies, your sweat bands

My spiked hair, your new Vans

Throw up your rock hands

For Punk Rock 101!

[Verse 2]

Bought him a skateboard

A rail-slide, his knee tore

He traded it for drums at the local pawn shop

She left him for staring

At girls and not caring

When she cried 'cause she thought Bon Jovi broke up

[Pre-Chorus]

Same song; second chorus

[Chorus]

It's stupid, contagious

To be broke and famous

Can someone please save us

From Punk Rock 101?

Dickies, your sweat bands

My spiked hair, your new Vans

Throw up your rock hands

For Punk Rock 101!

[Bridge]

Don't forget the delay

On the very last word, here we go

Seven years later

(He works as a waiter)

She marries a trucker

(And he's never there)

The story never changes

(Just the names and faces)

Like Tommy and Gina

They're living on a prayer

I said

[Chorus]

It's stupid, contagious

To be broke and famous

Someone please save us

From Punk Rock 101?

My Dickies, your sweat bands

My spiked hair, your new Vans

Throw up your rock hands

For Punk Rock 101!

[Outro]

Stupid, contagious

To be broke and famous

Someone please save us

From Punk Rock 101?

My Dickies, your sweat bands

My spiked hair, your new Vans

Shoplift some sweat bands

Punk Rock 101!