Ohio (Come Back To Texas) (Live 2018)

[Verse 1]

She said she needed a break

A little time to think

But then she went to Cleveland with some guy named Leland

That she met at the bank

There's nothing wrong with Ohio

Except the snow and the rain

I really like Drew Carey and I'd love to see

The Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame, c'mon!

[Pre-Chorus]

So when you're done doing whatever

And when you're through doing whoever

You know Denton County will be right here waiting for you

[Chorus]

Comе back to Texas

It's just not the same sincе you went away

Before you lose your accent

Forget all about the Lone Star State

There's a seat for you at the rodeo

And I've got every slow dance saved

Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway

[Verse 2]

I think I made a mistake

It's not that easy to take

She went to make a deposit, then she cleaned out her closet

Guess I'll sit here and wait

For her to come back home (I wish she'd come back home)

It shouldn't take very long (So long, so long)

I bet she misses the sunrise and Mrs. Baird's fruit pies

But I could be wrong

[Pre-Chorus]

So when you're done doing whatever

And when you're through doing whoever

You know Denton County will be right here waiting for you

Everybody sing it!

[Chorus]

Come back to Texas

It's just not the same since you went away

I bet you missed your exit

And drove right on through the Lone Star State

There's a seat for you at the rodeo

And I've got every slow dance saved

Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway

[Bridge]

Troy Aikman wants you back

Willie Nelson wants you back

NASA wants you back

And the Bush twins want you back

Pantera wants you back

And Blue Bell wants you back

I got a premonition, I'm taking a petition

The whole state's gonna sign

[Spoken: Jaret Reddick]

Alright, I wanna see everyone put your hands in the air like this!

[Chorus]

Come back to Texas

It's just not the same since you went away

Before you lose your accent

And forget all about the Lone Star State, you guys are amazing

There's a seat for you at the rodeo

And I've got every slow dance-

[Spoken: Jaret Reddick]

Now everybody, spirit fingers!

(...Saved)

Now everybody, jazz hands!

Now everybody, wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!

Now everybody, freestyle!

*Beatboxing*

[Chorus: Derrick]

Come back to Texas

It's just not the same since you went away

Before you lose your accent

And forget all about the Lone Star State

There's a seat for you at the rodeo

And I've got every slow dance saved

Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway

[Outro: Derrick]

Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway

Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway, yeah

[Spoken]

B-F-S! B-F-S!

B-F-S! (B-F-S!)

(B-F-S!) (B-F-S!)